aint nothing but a hound dog

an imaginary Aunty once said  

once a dog always a dog 
no matter how well it dresses up
regardless of string of pearls drooling  out of its salivating
canine mouth, 
no matter how well bleached them pearly teeth
it will impersonate 
to be your best friend 
even wolf whistle  at most tight knit azz
it may indeed want to bone  you 
always wagging its tail high
when its caught a ball or two
remember always to throws these ball right back out for'em

meow said imaginary cat next to me